Monday, February 24, 2014

Rene Requiestas Funny Scene



I remember a funny scene of my favorite comedian Rene Requiestas that made laugh everytime.

In the school, the teacher asked Rene:

Teacher: Rene, sino pumatay kay Jose Rizal?

Rene: Abay di po ako Ma'am!

Teacher: Sira ulo ka talaga Rene, sagutin mo ako ng maayos!

Rene: Hindi nga po ako Ma'am! Anong malay ko dyan!?

Teacher: Niloloko mo talaga ako ha!? pwes! umuwi ka ngayon din at papuntahin mo ang tatay mo dito!

Umuwi si Rene at kinausap ang tatay nya:

Rene: Tay, pinapupunta ka ng Teacher ko sa school.

Tatay: Abay bakit daw?

Rene: Ewan ko, tinatanong ako kung sino daw pumatay kay Jose Rizal. Sabi ko hindi ako, tapos nagalit at pina uwi ako para tawagin ka.

Tatay: Abay teka, hindi ako! Wala ako kinalaman dyan! Bakit ako!?

Rene: Hindi ko alam! eh hindi naman talaga ako eh!

Biglang nagsalita si Lola:

Lola: Bakit naman kase hindi pa umamin ang isa sa inyo kung sino ba talaga ang pumatay!!


NGEK!!!



Thursday, February 13, 2014

Valentine's Day Flowers



Nothing says it is Valentine’s Day better than red roses. The meaning of Valentine’s Day flowers with red roses is love. It is an ideal, but unoriginal, way of telling her that you love her without saying a word. You have to have the mindset of what type of flower arrangement, including color and type of flower, would personalize her best. When choosing flowers for this lover’s holiday, do keep in mind the type of person that you are buying for. Roses come in a variety of colors and meanings. While the red rose is all for love, the yellow has a meaning of friendship and the pink is all about happiness.

Valentine’s Day is by far the most romantic of the holidays. While red roses are a favorite of this holiday, they also have a strong meaning of passion. That is what these fragrant gifts should convey for the meaning of Valentine’s Day flowers. This holiday is one of two holidays in which flower giving is the most popular. The other holiday is Mother’s Day. Giving flowers is a token of your affection to the one that you love. Women are not the only recipients on this holiday. Men love to be in this role too. The meaning of Valentine’s Day flowers for the man in your life is a symbol of love and the arrangements should be kept simple and masculine.

Give a bouquet to your special valentine. She will know instantly that you thought of her first on this holiday and hopefully her sentiment is the same for you. You both will be bursting with love and this day will be forever remembered. Now we have discussed the red rose as an option for Valentine’s Day. It is a flower that has been given over and over again and has lost some of its love appeal. Consider a sunflower for the person in your life. The meaning of this Valentine’s Day flower is admiration. Your special someone will feel adored by you all day long. How about a For-get-me not? This flower means true love. You could not say it any better. A tulip given on Valentine’s Day has a meaning of the perfect lover. Now that is a desired compliment.

The meaning of Valentine’s Day flowers can be what ever you would like. The person receiving them will get an overwhelming feeling of appreciation that you thought of them on this day. No matter what type of flower you give her, one thing is for sure, she will love the thought behind this gift that speaks ever so loudly to the heart without ever saying a word.



Monday, February 3, 2014

A Funny Experience I Remembered

Hello Guys,

I just wanted to share my little funny story of mine.
 I was very bored the other day and decided to watch youtube.

Then, I found this funny stand up comedy of Eddie Griffin.

He was joking about something written in the Bible about "Adam and Eve"
 
He said"Adam and Eve had two children, Cain and Abel. And Cain and Abel got married.."
 
Then he paused and yelled, "TO WHO!?"  "Where did these mystery bitches come from?"  I laugh about it and remembered my experience when I was in high school. It was my 1st time to drink beer and got really drank.  There was 5 of us drinking but after drinking 2 cases of beer, only me and  my other college friend  was the only people remained standing.  After a while, it just came to my mind about dinosaurs and ask my friend,  "Hey Pare, I'm just wondering....what do you think was the real reason that dinosaurs deceased?"  Then my friend said to me "You know Pare, I'm gonna tell you a little secret, this is something what i thought before. "   He asked me "Pare, do you know Noah's Ark?" "May be the dinosaurs was too big and did not fit to the Ark so when the flood came, it swiped all the dinosaurs.""That's why there is no dinosaurs  left"  I was so drank and just nodded to him and said "Ohhhh.....that's why"   Since that day, every time i remember it, I just laugh and tell to my self  "Man I was so stupid that time!"